** The Fantasy Old-Timer. Matchday 14 **

No, I haven't had a stroke, nor have I turned into last season's Pedri, nor Bale nor Prosinecki. The dose of *nostalgic claim* this week brings Comuniate the action cinema of a lifetime, the one from VHS, the B-movies, that guilty pleasure we've all indulged in on a popcorn night of "I don't feel like thinking today". Low-budget films turned into *cult classics*, brought to us by controversial production companies like *Cannon Films*, developed in shabby sets that reproduced everything from *Vietnam* and the jungles of Borneo, to the *underworld of New York*, in which a fake tough hero saved the world without messing around. So, from here, we thank them for risking their lives and careers to save our skins in exchange for *a miserly handful of dollars*, and for that, we dedicate this edition of Pureta to them, let's get into it.

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Gazzaniga
2.430.000€-290.000€    5

J1

PT

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Beneath that appearance of a bodyguard for a *Miami drug lord* who's running away with the boss's girl, hides a great goalkeeper who, this time, could pull it off.

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Rüdiger
4.320.000€+290.000€    5

J1

DF

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If there is a type of rebel leader who faces off against *Chuck Norris* in the jungle of Sierra Leone, that's our good friend Antonio. Last bastion of the depleted white defense, he will have to multiply himself and with it, his scores.

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Samu Costa
2.690.000€+30.000€    4

J1

MD

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We feel sorry for good old Samu, but he fits the bill both on and off the field, as both a *tough Brooklyn gangster* and a *bloodthirsty Central American guerrilla leader*. Keep an eye on him, behind that tough appearance there may be a goldmine of points.

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Muriqi
5.650.000€-300.000€    10

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DL

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Yes, two from Mallorca, but if there's anyone in this league who looks like an unscrupulous thug that *Charles Bronson deals with*, it's him, although those who know him say the opposite... we'll have to believe them. In purely football terms, a safe bet.

And we end today with a great tune, nominated for the Oscars. Yes, friends, *Rocky* also won fights off-screen. Respect and *go get them tigers!*